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🌊 Mr. Musk Leaves Washington

May 30, 2025

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15 min read

🌊 Mr. Musk Leaves Washington

Plus: Court unblocks tariffs, Sydney Sweeney bathwater soap, & 20 Questions!

🌊 Hasta La Visa, Baby

May 29, 2025

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12 min read

🌊 Hasta La Visa, Baby

Plus: Bitcoin "wrench attacks," NBA YoungBoy pardoned, & beatboxing Brazilian nuns

🌊 AI Models Resist Shutdown

May 28, 2025

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12 min read

🌊 AI Models Resist Shutdown

Plus: Liverpool attack, Covid vaccine change, & Japan bans "Pikachu" as baby name

🌊 Tim Apple's Terrible 2025

May 27, 2025

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12 min read

🌊 Tim Apple's Terrible 2025

Plus: Putin rejects peace, AI blackmail, & record Smurf gathering

🌊 You're Not That Currency, Peso

May 23, 2025

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11 min read

🌊 You're Not That Currency, Peso

Plus: Israeli Embassy shooting, Houses passes big beautiful bill, & 20 Questions!

🌊 Coming Soon to America: A Golden Dome

May 22, 2025

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14 min read

🌊 Coming Soon to America: A Golden Dome

Plus: Facial recognition in Nola, Apple's design muse goes to OpenAI, and Florida man shoots neighbor's cow

🌊 Hey Vlad, It's Don Again...

May 21, 2025

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14 min read

🌊 Hey Vlad, It's Don Again...

Plus: Biden cancer coverup questions, FDA ditches boosters, & Elon to cut political spending

🌊 The Solar Panels Have Ears

May 20, 2025

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14 min read

🌊 The Solar Panels Have Ears

Plus: Israel's Gaza offensive, the Biden tapes, & British show-and-tell disaster

🌊 Puff the Tragic Mogul

May 19, 2025

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13 min read

🌊 Puff the Tragic Mogul

Plus: Mexican Navy disaster, Trump spending bill advances, & kindergartener's jello shots

🌊 Ghosted in Turkey

May 16, 2025

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14 min read

🌊 Ghosted in Turkey

Plus: Birthright citizenship on trial, UnitedHealth in trouble, & coffee grounds for divorce!

🌊 Apocalypse Newark

May 15, 2025

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13 min read

🌊 Apocalypse Newark

Plus: Drug overdose deaths drop, David Hogg getting bounced, & chimps use toilet paper

🌊 Donald of Arabia

May 14, 2025

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14 min read

🌊 Donald of Arabia

Plus: Inflation better than expected, China woos South America, & Cannes bans nudity

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