🌊 Noam-eo and Jeff-iet

Coming soon: Gene-edited veggies, $123M jewel heist conviction, and Khan’s chaos

🌊 Hey Big Splenda 👎

WHO gives Splenda a 👎, missing girl Netflix miracle, and Patient M

🌊 Airports Anonymous

Vice is officially bankrupt, Morgan Wallen makes history, and Erdogan’s End?

🌊 Patch to Cure Peanut Allergy?

Meet Twitter’s new CEO, LOTR-inspired butterfly genus, and the Lethal Frog

🌊 One Joe, Two Joe, Red Joe, Blue Joe?

Joe Manchin angling for 2024? Adidas selling its Yeezy’s, and 20 Questions

🌊 George of the Jail Cell?

First British kids with 3 parents, Bo Jackson’s unorthodox hiccup cure, and the Varginha Incident

🌊 Big Mattress in One Bed

🌊 Pay for My Delay? :)

Justice for flight delays? Safest state in the US, and Musk vs. Dorsey

🌊 99 Problems and Weed is One

China really wants more babies, RFK Jr. calls out CIA for JFK, and the coronation

🌊 Lionel of Arabia?

Messi departure, star gobbles up a planet, and more

🌊 Gonna Need a Bigger Dunce Cap

Mystery drone strike on the Kremlin, 10-year-old McDonald’s workers? and Harvard’s new council

🌊 War of the Writers

Gaetz and AOC co-sponsor stock bill, shirtless lawmaker votes on Zoom, and the story of Harry Belafonte