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🌊 Putting the L in GoogLe

Feb 9, 2023

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13 min read

🌊 Putting the L in GoogLe

Gender-neutral God pronouns? Disney cleans castle, and entering the Bush

🌊 There Will Be Bard

Feb 8, 2023

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13 min read

🌊 There Will Be Bard

How much bettors have on Super Bowl LVII, Most-pirated movie of 2022 is... and the Mursi Tribe

🌊  So, About That Donation...

Feb 7, 2023

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15 min read

🌊 So, About That Donation...

Tragedy strikes Turkey, AMC to charge based on seat location, and the Maturity Stone

🌊 Nobody Out-Mafias the Hut

Feb 6, 2023

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14 min read

🌊 Nobody Out-Mafias the Hut

Pop goes the spy balloon? New wind chill record, and the Ethiopians who hate the US

🌊 Innocent Until Proven Kidney

Feb 3, 2023

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8 min read

🌊 Innocent Until Proven Kidney

Meta's remarkable day, the zoos have gone mad! and 20 Questions

🌊 Cult Leader Arrested

Feb 2, 2023

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14 min read

🌊 Cult Leader Arrested

Deja vu all over again for TB12, gender reveal pigeon, and hanging with the Rastas

Oui Are Not Pleased!

Feb 1, 2023

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13 min read

Oui Are Not Pleased!

🌊 Crikey, Where's That Capsule?

Jan 31, 2023

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16 min read

🌊 Crikey, Where's That Capsule?

Radioactive capsule gone missing 🤔, More monkey trouble at the Dallas Zoo?!, and Somali Goat Herders + Donald Trump

🌊 STDefense

Jan 30, 2023

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14 min read

🌊 STDefense

STDefense stepping up, Raccoon brawl McDonald's closes, and Chewing Khat

🌊 Gen(der Fluid) Z

Jan 27, 2023

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12 min read

🌊 Gen(der Fluid) Z

Shopping patters detect cancer?, First AI speech on House floor, and 20 Questions!

🌊 Uhh, It’s M**my

Jan 26, 2023

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15 min read

🌊 Uhh, It’s M**my

Lawyers fight back on facial recognition, Squid Game injuries in Britain, and Roca Roadtrip: Food Poisoning for Christmas

🌊 New Insects Just Dropped

Jan 25, 2023

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15 min read

🌊 New Insects Just Dropped

EU approves 2 more insects to eat, Oscar noms are out! and Roca Roadtrip: Herders and Hunger

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