🌊 Lionel of Arabia?

Messi departure, star gobbles up a planet, and more

🌊 Gonna Need a Bigger Dunce Cap

Mystery drone strike on the Kremlin, 10-year-old McDonald’s workers? and Harvard’s new council

🌊 War of the Writers

Gaetz and AOC co-sponsor stock bill, shirtless lawmaker votes on Zoom, and the story of Harry Belafonte

🌊 ISIS Goes Cold Turkey

JPMorgan gobbles up anotha one, art student eats art installation, and the chess boom

🌊 New Leak Just Dropped

New Epstein just dropped, unsolved murders hit new high, and SatanCon

🌊 Introducing... the Poop Pill

FDA approves first poop pill, Spain bans dwarf bullfighting, and 20 Questions!

🌊 Male Birth Control Gene?

Male birth control gene? Tucker takes to Twitter, and Sudanese generals feud

🌊 Can Biden Block You?

Joe Biden makes it official, Cali’s prolific fake doctor, and the Rise of Starship

🌊 Everybody.... TUCK!

Chaos in the land of Big News, meth smuggling gone awry, and Dengue Wars

🌊 Tough Luck, Bud

Bud Light marketing exec goes on leave, Baby sumo bawling contest returns, and French Spiderman

🌊 37 Reasons Why BuzzFeed News is Closing

Starship goes boom, Baldwin gets bailed out, and 20 Questions!

🌊 Houston, We Have a Splash