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Plus: Meet General Butt Naked, Mark Robinson sues CNN, & more!
Tales from a Clayton County Waffle House.
Our first stop after landing in Atlanta for last weekâs reporting trip was, of course, a Waffle House. Immediately, we were struck by two things: 1) Everyone was extremely friendly and wanted to be on camera; 2) Waffle House at 10 AM is more popping than most nightclubs. Our server â an extremely charming girl named Niyah (youâll see her in our GA vids) â said their Waffle House location shuts down at night due to excessive customer fighting. But earlier this year, the Waffle House tried to open again for late-night dining. Within hours, she said, it had devolved into WWE Smackdown and they found people in the kitchen cooking their own food. Back to the takeout window we go!
đł Mark Robinson sues CNN
đ Normal chip portions returning?
đ±đ· Liberia's General Butt Naked
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KEY STORY
Robinson Sues CNN
North Carolina Republican gubernatorial candidate Mark Robinson sued CNN for defamation
Last month, CNN published an article alleging that in comments on a porn site, the staunchly pro-life Robinson called himself a âblack Naziâ; said he didnât care if a porn actress got an abortion (âI donât care. I just wanna see the sex tape!â); and wrote, âSlavery is not bad. Some people need to be slaves. I wish they would bring it back. I would certainly buy a fewâ
The allegations tanked Robinsonâs campaign and he now trails by double digits.. This week, he sued CNN for defamation, calling the article ârecklessly falseâ
Dig Deeper
The lawsuit also named a former North Carolina porn store employee who had told the press that Robinson frequented his stores over a decade-long period
âWhen times of trouble come in this thing we call politics, it separates the strong folks from the weak,â Robinson said at a news conference. âThe weak will turn and run, and the strong will stand and fight. And thatâs what weâre doing here todayâ
KEY STORY
Lufthansa: Blocked Jews from Boarding
The US govât fined Lufthansa $4M for preventing Jewish passengers from boarding a flight
In 2022, a large number of ultra-Orthodox Jews were flying from NY to Budapest via Frankfurt. On the way, attendants said the passengers were standing in the aisle and not masking properly. Upon landing, in Frankfurt, they blocked all visibly Jewish people from boarding their connection, with one employee saying, âIt was Jewish people who were the messâ
This week, the US levied a $4M fine â the largest ever issued by the Transportation Department for civil rights violations against an airline
Dig Deeper
After the flight landed in Germany, the airline denied boarding to 128 passengers, most of whom were visibly Orthodox Jewish, based on alleged misbehavior on the first leg of the flight. While no specific passengers were identified as causing issues, the entire group was prevented from boarding
A subsequent video showed a Lufthansa employee stating, âIt was Jewish people who were the mess.â When a man asked, âJewish people on the plane made a problem, so all Jews are banned from Lufthansa for today?â, the employee replied, âJust for this flightâ
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KEY STORY
Bringing Back Chips
PepsiCo â the owner of Layâs, Doritos, Tostitos, and Ruffles â will start adding more chips to select bags in an effort to claw back fleeing customers
For years, customers have been faced with skimpier bags and fewer chips from popular brands. Since 2020, salty snack prices have increased 36% per ounce of snack while bag contents have decreased
Amidst higher prices and smaller bags, potential customers have been switching to private-label brands like Walmart and Costco chips
PepsiCo joins a long list of major food and snack producers losing customers to skimpier offerings
Dig Deeper
Instead of just adding more chips per bag, PepsiCo will try a strategy involving marked packaging: A company spokesperson told CNN that it will start selling âbonusâ bags of Tostitos and Ruffles. These bags will be the same price as the standard ones but contain 20% more chips
KEY STORY
Mbappé Scandal
French superstar Kylian Mbappé is at the center of a rape scandal in Sweden
MbappĂ© â one of the worldâs most famous athletes â recently signed with Real Madrid after six years with Paris Saint-Germain (PSG). This week, a Swedish newspaper reported that Swedish authorities had opened a rape investigation into MbappĂ© days after he visited the country
MbappĂ© took to X to deny the allegation, tweeting, âFAKE NEWS !!!! âââ.â He then implied that PSG is behind the allegation as a way to get back at him over his claims that the club still owes him âŹ55M
Dig Deeper
MbappĂ© and PSGâs league say that PSG still owes him ~$60M in salary and bonuses, while PSG has defied the league and said it is not obligated to pay. A hearing on the matter is scheduled for this week and MbappĂ© tweeted that the allegationâs timing may be linked to that
While Swedish authorities didnât name MbappĂ© as the subject of their investigation, the paper reported that he was âsuspected on reasonable grounds of rapeâ
RUNDOWN
Some Quick Stories for the Office
đ The Victoriaâs Secret Fashion Show returned after a six-year hiatus. The event â once considered the Super Bowl of the retail world, drawing some 10M primetime viewers â had been canceled amid the #MeToo movement
đ 147+ people were killed in Nigeria after an oil tanker capsized and exploded as people rushed to collect gasoline from it
đ§Ș At a town hall event, Donald Trump proclaimed himself the âfather of IVFâ
đŠ Kamala Harris sat for an interview with Brett Baier on Fox News. It got combative at times
đłïž Elon Musk announced a âseries of talksâ in Pennsylvania in the run-up to the election. Musk has said elections will end if Trump is not elected
COMMUNITY
đ§ Yesterdayâs question: f you went to a Karaoke bar and had to bet your life savings on someone singing a certain song in the next hour, what song would you pick?
Dancing Queen - 3 things are certain in America: death, taxes, drunk people belting out Dancing Queen at the bar.
Friends in Low Places by Garth Brooks
Depends on the bar and demographic. Country bar, older, Friends in Low Places, Country bar, younger, that Jelly Roll song. Rock bar, Boomers, some Doors. Rock bar, younger, Chop Suey.
Dive bar, My Way - 50-50 whether it's the Sinatra or the Sex Pistols version.
đ§ Todayâs question: Do you think movies â generally speaking â have gotten worse over the last 50 years?
POPCORN
Some Quick Stories for Happy Hour
đł Instagram Business Cards: Instagram announced the rollout of âprofile cards,â which are essentially business cards that link an Instagram account to a profile with a picture, bio, and more
đ€ Tesla Robot: The director of the 2004 Will Smith sci-fi hit âI, Robotâ accused Elon Musk of ripping off his robot design for Teslaâs just-announced humanoid robot, Tesla Bot
đ At BKâŠThe Police Got It: A sheriff in Cobb County, Georgia called officers to a Burger King after the store messed up his order
đ The MJ of Gourds: A Minnesota teacher won the annual World Championship Pumpkin Weigh-Off in California for the second year in a row. Yet he failed to beat the record he set last year for the worldâs heaviest pumpkin
The teacherâs championship gourd. Can pumpkins take Ozempic?
đœïž Not Your Typical Diner Patron: A Massachusetts diner issued an apology after it let a pair of World War II reenactors dressed as Nazi SS soldiers dine in the restaurant
ROCA WRAP
General Butt Naked
In 2007, Joshua Milton Blahyi stood in front of a panel of nine people, including lawyers, human rights activists, and journalists. The panel asked, "How many victims were there?"
Blahyi paused, then replied, "I don't know the entire⊠the entire⊠the entire number⊠but if I⊠if I⊠were to calculate it⊠everything I have done⊠it would be⊠it shouldn't be fewer than 20,000."
Blahyi was soon back in his church, delivering a sermon.
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Blahyi was born in 1970 in a village in Liberia, one of Africaâs poorest countries.
At the age of 11, his father gave him to a group of tribal elders, who made him a traditional priest. Blahyi was recruited by Liberiaâs then-president Samuel Doe, who had just taken power in a coup. Doe wanted Blahyi to perform black magic at the presidential palace to help him win an upcoming election.
Doe won the election but his nation was bound for one of the most brutal wars in history.
In 1989, rebel leader Charles Taylor rebelled against Doe, sparking a civil war that split the country along ethnic lines. Blahyi joined a militia representing his Krahn tribe and went to war around the Liberian capital, Monrovia. The Liberian civil war was horrifically violent by any standard: Kids were recruited to kill kids and mutilation, rapes, and massacres became commonplace. President Doe was killed by a rebel leader who sliced off his ears and let him bleed to death.
Yet even in this orgy of violence, Blahyi was in a league of his own.
Blahyi took charge of a group of soldiers known as the Naked Base Commandos who fought naked, besides their weapons and ammo strapped to their bodies. Believers in black magic, Blahyi and his troops thought that being naked would protect them from bullets. Blahyi became known as General Butt Naked and one of the worldâs most prolific killers.
The Naked Base Commandos rampaged through the villages of opposing tribes, killing and raping at will, sacrificing their victims for magic powers, all the while dismembering and eating them.
In post-war testimony, Blahyi would later say, âI recruited children who were nine or 10 years old⊠[and] I planted violence into them. I explained to them that killing people was a game.â
He added, âWhen I shot and wounded an enemy, I would rip open his back and eat his live heart.â
Blahyiâs crimes are arguably more numerous and egregious than those of any other living person. 250,000 of Liberiaâs 2.5M people died during the war; Blahyi claims responsibility for nearly 10% of them.
In 1996, Liberiaâs civil war entered its seventh year. Amid that, a group of pastors made it their mission to convert the commanders. One of the pastors sought to make General Butt Naked repent. The priest went to the generalâs barracks, knocked on his door, and walked in.
"All I wanted to tell you is that Jesus loves you, and that he has a better plan for your life," the pastor later recalled saying. Blahyi proceeded to shoot his bodyguard in the leg for letting the pastor inside. But Blahyi let the pastor live and he became a frequent visitor to Blahyiâs quarters.
On repeated visits, the pastor prayed for Blahyi, who eventually disclosed that he believed he was possessed by a demon. The pastor insisted that by embracing Jesus, Blahyi could be healed and forgiven for his sins.
The pastor would later tell a journalist with Germanyâs Der Spiegel that Blahyi became focused on the Bible verse John 3:16: "For God so loved the world, that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life ⊠Whoever believes in him is not condemned."
Soon after, Blahyi was preparing for battle when he had a vision: "I met Christ [and] I saw an image of a man â this guy was bright, very bright [so] that I could not look at him twice," he later told a BBC correspondent. And with that, he gave up war and took up religion.
Blahyi has since become a pastor with a devoted following near the Liberian capital. After Liberiaâs war ended in 2005, Blahyi was brought in front of the countryâs Truth and Reconciliation Committee. He fully disclosed his crimes. When asked why, he said, "For my faith. I was told that I should tell the truth, and the truth will set me free."
Blahyi has spent the years since tracking down those affected by his crimes and begging for forgiveness. He leads a church and tries to support victims of the war and former child soldiers, including with food, clothing, and conversation.
Liberiaâs Truth and Reconciliation Committee did not have the power to prosecute anyone. Blhayi therefore remains a free man, judged not by the courts but by those around him.
So the question is: Has Blahyi actually changed or is he the same cold-blooded killer, seeking to avoid a guilty verdict by his society?
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EDITORâS NOTE
Final Thoughts
The best part about the Karaoke question was how many of you sent in songs that werenât the actual names: âWest Virginiaâ instead of âTake Me Home, Country Roadsâ; âMan After Midnightâ instead of âGimme! Gimme! Gimme!â; âSummer Lovingâ instead of âSummer Nightsâ; and the list goes on!
Disappointed that nobody picked âMama, just killed a manâ by Queen!
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