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Not a lot of Breaking Bad fans? Maybe we methed up...
The correct answer to the Treasure Hunt was 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, NM â the residence of the White family in Breaking Bad. Congrats to the handful of you who got it right. Clue explanations are below.
Weâre ditching the TV fictional address thing for this weekâs Treasure Hunt, so you can hold off on the â124 Conch Street, Bikini Bottomâ submissions. Hope you had a great weekend, and letâs talk about some news.
In today's edition:
đ Findings from largest-ever vaccine safety study
đ¨ââď¸ George Santos is suing Jimmy Kimmel
đ A Very Public Affair
And so much more!
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KEY STORY
Willisâ Affair Testimony

Fulton County, Georgia District Attorney Fani Willis testified about Trumpâs election interference case
Last August, Willisâ office charged Trump and 18 others with racketeering over their alleged attempt to overturn Georgiaâs 2020 election result
Last month, a defendant in that case accused Willis of having a romantic relationship with a prosecutor, Nathan Wade, who she hired for that case. The defendant argued that relationship constitutes a conflict of interest that should have Willis removed from the case. A judge will decide if that removal is merited
Willis testified on Thursday in front of that judge. She admitted to having an affair with Wade but defended her hiring of him. âIâm not on trial, no matter how hard you try to put me on trial,â she said. âThese people are on trial for trying to steal an electionâ
She also rejected claims that Wade had paid for lavish vacations for her, testifying that she reimbursed him in cash for travel expenses. When pressed on those alleged cash reimbursements, Wade, who also testified, admitted he had no proof that they had occurred
Dig Deeper
During the hearing, a former friend of Willisâs contradicted her claim that their relationship with Wade began in 2022, saying she had seen them âhugging [and] kissingâ as early as 2020 â before Willis hired him
The judge must now decide whether to disqualify Willis. If he does, the case will pass to another prosecutor, who could modify or drop the charges against Trump and his co-defendants
KEY STORY
Vaccine Study Released

The largest-ever vaccine safety study linked Covid vaccines to some illnesses
The study, published last week in the journal Vaccine, investigated 13 medical conditions in 99M individuals vaccinated against Covid. The study found that mRNA vaccines â those created by Pfizer, BioNTech, and Moderna â were associated with higher-than-expected heart inflammation rates. Researchers also found a statistically significant link between an Oxford-developed Covid vaccine and a neurological disorder that can lead to paralysis
The study found a correlation between the vaccines and health issues but didnât determine that the vaccines caused those issues
Dig Deeper
Nearly 14B vaccines have been administered globally since the outbreak of the pandemic
The researchers reached their conclusions by calculating expected rates of all 13 medical conditions from pre-Covid data and then comparing those to actual observed rates
KEY STORY
Russia Takes Avdiivka
Ukraine withdrew from the heavily contested city of Avdiivka, handing Russia its first victory in months
Russia had been trying to seize Avdiivka, a city in eastern Ukraine with a prewar population of 31,000, since October. Both sides poured thousands of troops into the battle
In recent weeks, superior manpower and artillery enabled Russia to make advances. On Saturday, Ukraineâs commander-in-chief announced Ukraineâs withdrawal from the city, citing his desire to âpreserve the lives and health of servicemenâ
Russia claimed a major victory; the Biden administration blamed the loss on Republicans, claiming that Ukraine lost the battle because of a lack of Western aid, especially ammunition
Dig Deeper
âThis is the cost of congressional inaction,â a spokeswoman for the National Security Council said. âThe Ukrainians continue to fight bravely, but they are running low on suppliesâ
Analysts say Avdiivka has little strategic value to the overall war effort. However, Russiaâs victory will likely give it a morale boost
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KEY STORY
Trumpâs Fraud Fine
A New York judge fined Donald Trump $355M and banned him from serving as the executive of any New York-based company for 3 years
The fine came months after the judge found Trump liable for fraud by artificially inflating the value of his assets
The ruling bars Trump from serving as an executive of any New York company for 3 years, and two of his sons, Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr., for 2
Trump is also barred from applying for loans from financial institutions registered in or based out of NY (most large banks), and the court will install an independent officer to monitor his company
Dig Deeper
The punishments will make it far more difficult for the Trump Organization â which owns, manages, and develops real estate, including in New York â to do business
Trump testified last year that he had $400M in cash on hand, but itâs unclear if he will be able to pay the fine without selling assets. The fine includes added interest, and Trump already owes $83M over a defamation case brought against him by columnist E. Jean Carroll
RUNDOWN
Some Quick Stories for the Office
đł Capital One announced a deal to acquire credit card company Discover for $35.3B. Capital Oneâs CEO said the move is intended to create "a payments network that can compete with the largest payments networks and payments companiesâ
đŽđą Israelâs economy contracted at an annualized rate of 19.4% over the fourth quarter of 2023, new data show. Net imports have fallen 42% and exports 18% as many Israeli industries have come to a halt
đ¨đł FBI Director Christopher Wray said Chinese cyberattacks are at âa scale greater than [we have ever] seen beforeâ â the latest in a series of warnings by US officials about Chinaâs ability to hack critical infrastructure
đˇđş Russian opposition leader Alexei Navalnyâs staff say Russian authorities refuse to reveal the location of Navalnyâs body. Navalnyâs wife pledged to continue her late husbandâs fight for a âfree, peaceful, happy Russia, a beautiful Russia of the future, which my husband dreamed ofâ
ó ľó łó Ťó łđ Louisiana Governor Jeff Landry (R) declared a state of emergency over a police shortage in the state. Many states have seen a surge in retirements and resignations since 2020, something blamed on both the pandemic and criticism of the police George Floydâs murder
đ˛đ˝ The Mexican Army killed 12 cartel gunmen near the border with Texas, Mexican authorities said Sunday. The confrontation occurred in a town adjacent to the US-Mexico border where rival cartels have vied for control
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Weekly Debate
Most news companies repress ideas they donât agree with. We are different. To prove it, weâre making this a place where people can have a free and open debate. Each week we lay out a debate on Monday and feature responses below, replies to those the following day, and so on.
Read this weekâs Roca Votes Wrap below and then let us know: Should the president have to undergo an annual cognitive exam?
In a related poll, we ask:
Today's Poll:Should there be an age limit for politicians? |
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Treasure Hunt

Welcome to the weekly Roca treasure hunt! The rules are simple:
Every day we give a hint. You get one guess, which you submit by emailing [email protected] with a Google street view screenshot
Unlock an extra hint each Thursday once you refer five friends
The first person to guess the answer wins this weekâs prize: A free year of Roca premium!
Clue 1: Distilleryâs yield but not a peak
Congratulations to Roca Reader Mike for being the first to correctly guess 308 Negra Arroyo Lane (Breaking Badâs White Residence) as last weekâs Treasure Hunt location.
Clue 1: Bill opened his window for the first time: Albuquerque is where Microsoft was founded
Clue 2: But it wasn't his window that got the diagnosis: The plot of Breaking Bad kicks off with Walter White's lung cancer diagnosis. Double entendres on window and diagnosis here
Clue 3: C6H12O6: Walt was a chemistry teacher
Clue 4: A fateful find for a toilet read: The turning point in the final season was when Walter Whiteâs brother-in-law Hank, a DEA official, saw an inscription in a book on top of the toilet that linked Walt to the meth empire
Clue 5: White makes blue: Walter White's meth was distinctive for being blue
Know the answer? Send a street view screenshot to [email protected]!
POPCORN
Some Quick Stories for Happy Hour
âď¸ Brewtal firing: A Japanese high school principal lost his job and teaching license after a convenience store worker caught him selecting a large coffee from a self-service machine despite paying for a regular
đ Make it rain on them gators: A Nebraska zoo warned visitors against tossing coins into exhibits after workers removed 70 US coins from the stomach of a white American alligator named Thibodaux
đ¨ââď¸ Santos v. Kimmel: Expelled US representative George Santos filed a lawsuit against late-night TV host Jimmy Kimmel for tricking him into making Cameo videos that Kimmel then mocked on his show

Full video here⌠what did he do to deserve this?
âžď¸ Foul play: Pitchers hit Sacramento State baseball player Matt Masciangelo eight times in nine plate appearances over the weekend. The pitches did not appear to be intentional
đ New York, New York: Images from a social media account allegedly show three subway surfers on top of NYCâs 7 train with two men who âappear to be having sexâ
đ One final heist, boys? Italian police arrested a gang of six robbers in their 60s and 70s that was known for robbing post offices. The gang allegedly stole ~$215K from a post office last year
ON-THE-GROUND
Roca in Serbia
We send our co-founder Max Frost to investigate topics around the world and he writes about them here. Heâs currently writing from Serbia. Subscribers receive the full stories.

Thereâs a stereotype about the Balkans â that people there hate each other. The âpowder keg of Europe,â a place where âethnic cleansingâ is a term thatâs casually tossed around.
While an oversimplification, that stereotype is based in truth. Talk to enough people and, indeed, you learn many groups have problems with many others. In Bosnia and Croatia, the group people talk about the most are Serbs.
In Bosnia, people told me Serbs are brainwashed, hyper-nationalistic killers. One man likened them to crocodiles. âTheir brains havenât evolved in millions of years! All they know is eat, sleep, f*ck.â
In Croatia, I was told that they are only good at one thing: âWar crimes.â Another person added that Croatia is a liberal modern country while Serbia is an authoritarian backwards one.
In Kosovo, where I went later in the trip, people called Serbs killers, terrorists, fascists â you name it.
But who are the Serbs? After hearing so many people slander them, I decided to visit Serbia to get my own impression. I wanted to understand: How did Serbs see the world? What did they have to say about their neighbors? Were they misunderstood?
With that in mind, I set off for Serbia with one goal: Meet as many Serbs as possible.
***
Ahead of the trip, I posted on Instagram, âDo we have any followers in Serbia or Kosovo? We are reporting there and want to get local perspectives.â
For context, Kosovo â with US backing â seceded from Serbia in 2008. The US and many other countries consider it independent; Serbia and many others do not.
The responses to the prompt were enlightening.
âThere is no value in the opinion of Serbs, their whole logic is: where there is one Serb, there is Serbia.â
âKOSOVO JE SRCE SRIBJEâ â âKOSOVO IS THE HEART OF SERBIAâ
âI donât have much political info but I have to warn you. Our people are biased. All of Balkan is. Watch outâ
âIâm from Bosnia all Serbs will do is throw a bitch fit over ottoman oppression. Itâs all chauvinistic bsâ
âKosovo, make sure you report for our side properly. We were victims of the Serbian regimeâ
âKosovo is Serbia !!! đˇđ¸đˇđ¸đˇđ¸â
âWhy mention Serbia twice? Kosovo is already Serbiaâ
âYes! Kosovo is Serbia!!! đˇđ¸ đŞ â
âYou are entering a world of pain đâ
You get the point.
From the hundreds of responses â most of which were less nationalistic than the ones above â I lined up 10 Roca readers to interview in the country. With the goal of understanding Serbia and the Serb people, I headed to the border.
Reply to this email to let us know what you think!
ROCA VOTES
Is Your President Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
We founded RocaNews because we wanted news companies to give us just the facts â not tell us what to think. That inspires us each week to do the âRoca Votesâ Wrap, in which we summarize a controversial topic and see how Roca Nation feels about it. Subscribers get full access.

In 2020, Donald Trump and Joe Biden became their partiesâ oldest candidates in history. Now, Trump, 77, and Biden, 81, are on track to do it again. In light of the recent DoJ report on Bidenâs memory and repeated gaffes by both candidates, we ask: Should they have to take cognitive tests?
A recent ABC/Ipsos poll finds that 59% of Americans think both Biden and Trump are too old. Among Independents, 91% think Biden is too old to be president, while 71% say the same of Trump.
To put their ages into context, Bill Clinton, whose second inauguration was in 1997, is younger than both candidates. President George W Bush, whose second inauguration was in 2005, is also younger than both (although was born within a month of Trump).
Last year, GOP candidate Nikki Haley called for a competency test for all candidates over 75.
"The test Iâm proposing for Sen. Feinstein, President Biden and others is not complicated or difficult. The Montreal Cognitive Assessment Test is a widely used tool for detecting cognitive decline," Haley wrote last year.
The Montreal Cognitive Assessment Test requires you to repeat words and subtract 7 from 100 until you reach 65. In 2020, Donald Trump claimed to have aced it.
Haleyâs proposal made headlines again this week, following special counsel Robert Hurâs DoJ report that claimed Biden couldnât remember the year his son Beau died or exactly when he was Vice President.
The evening of the reportâs release, Biden held a press conference to deny these findings â only to mix up the leaders of Mexico and Egypt and forget where the rosary his son Beau gave him was from.
Trump, meanwhile, recently confused Nikki Haley with Nancy Pelosi, called Victor OrbĂĄn the leader of Turkey (instead of Hungary), and said Biden would lead us into âWorld War 2.â
Bidenâs press secretary announced this week that the presidentâs physician will not conduct a cognitive test on Biden this year.
âThe president proves every day [in] how he operates and how he thinks,â she said. âThat is how [his physician] sees it, and that is how Iâm going to leave itâ
She added that the special prosecutor is ânot a medical doctorâŚ.Itâs not for him to speak to [Bidenâs mental acuity]. Itâs just not.â
Some â including Bernie Sanders, 82 â have argued that competency tests for older politicians are âageistâ
According to its legal definition, age discrimination involves treating an applicant or employee less favorably because of their age
Yet that means that a majority of Americans are ageist: A recent CBS News/YouGov poll found that 76% of Americans â up from 58% in January 2022 â either strongly support or somewhat support an age limit on elected officials
Haleyâs proposal would not bar candidates from office.
According to her, the test is to see if âthose who are making major decisions about war and peace, taxation and budgets, schools and safety, can pass a very basic mental examâ
Whether itâs legal or not, most Americans appear to want it.
Reply to this email to let us know what you think!
ROCA VOTES
Is Your President Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
We founded RocaNews because we wanted news companies to give us just the facts â not tell us what to think. That inspires us each week to do the âRoca Votesâ Wrap, in which we summarize a controversial topic and see how Roca Nation feels about it. Subscribers get full access.

In 2020, Donald Trump and Joe Biden became their partiesâ oldest candidates in history. Now, Trump, 77, and Biden, 81, are on track to do it again. In light of the recent DoJ report on Bidenâs memory and repeated gaffes by both candidates, we ask: Should they have to take cognitive tests?
A recent ABC/Ipsos poll finds that 59% of Americans think both Biden and Trump are too old. Among Independents, 91% think Biden is too old to be president, while 71% say the same of Trump.
To put their ages into context, Bill Clinton, whose second inauguration was in 1997, is younger than both candidates. President George W. Bush, whose second inauguration was in 2005, is also younger than both (although he was born within a month of Trump).
Last year, GOP candidate Nikki Haley called for a competency test for all candidates over 75. âThe test Iâm proposing forâŚPresident Biden and others is not complicated or difficult. The Montreal Cognitive Assessment Test is a widely used tool for detecting cognitive decline," she wrote.
The Montreal Cognitive Assessment Test requires you to repeat words and subtract 7 from 100 until you reach 65. In 2020, Donald Trump claimed to have aced it.
Haleyâs proposal made headlines again last week following Special Counsel Robert Hurâs Justice Department report claiming Biden couldnât remember the year his son Beau died or exactly when he was vice president.
The evening of the reportâs release, Biden held a press conference to deny these findings â only to mix up the leaders of Mexico and Egypt and forget where the rosary his son Beau gave him was from.
Trump, meanwhile, recently confused Nikki Haley with Nancy Pelosi, called Victor OrbĂĄn the leader of Turkey (instead of Hungary), and said Biden would lead us into âWorld War 2.â
Bidenâs press secretary announced this week that the presidentâs physician will not conduct a cognitive test on Biden this year.
âThe president proves every day [in] how he operates and how he thinks,â she said. âThat is how [his physician] sees it, and that is how Iâm going to leave itâ
She added that the special prosecutor is ânot a medical doctorâŚ.Itâs not for him to speak to [Bidenâs mental acuity]. Itâs just not.â
Some â including Bernie Sanders, 82 â have argued that competency tests for older politicians are âageistâ
According to its legal definition, age discrimination involves treating an applicant or employee less favorably because of their age
Yet that means that a majority of Americans are ageist: A recent CBS News/YouGov poll found that 76% of Americans â up from 58% in January 2022 â either strongly support or somewhat support an age limit on elected officials
Haleyâs proposal would not bar candidates from office.
According to her, the test is to see if âthose who are making major decisions about war and peace, taxation and budgets, schools and safety, can pass a very basic mental examâ
Whether itâs legal or not, most Americans appear to want it.
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EDITORâS NOTE
Final Thoughts
Rocaâs Executive Director Jen fittingly spent part of Presidentâs Day Weekend in Philadelphiaâs Old City, where she came across Benjamin Franklinâs widely-read Poor Richard's Almanack. As editor-in-chief, Franklin decided to differentiate his almanac from others by including a maxim in each issue, like âThree may keep a secret, if two of them are deadâ or âguests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.â
We hope you enjoy those as much as the folks in colonial America did. And who knows, maybe some of Roca's The Current intros will one day be in a museum too!
â Max, Max, Jen and Alex