Mark Zuckerberg finally got to watch a Congressional hearing he could enjoy yesterday. House lawmakers grilled TikTok's CEO for 5 hours, asking him questions that ranged from "Has TikTok spied on Americans?" to "Does TikTok connect to my WiFi network?" The hearing was so long that the Gen Z Congressional aides needed 11 TikTok breaks just to get through.
In today's edition:
Long-distance kissing?
New species of giant spider
Β π Key Stories

Organ Overhaul
The US government proposed an overhaul of the US organ transplant systemΒ
Since 1986, a private nonprofit β the United Network of Organ Sharing (UNOS) β has exclusively managed the system that connects donated organs to patients
Numerous investigations have found widespread deficiencies at UNOS, including having a system that was vulnerable to hacking, delivering βsquishedβ organs, and giving one recipient organs from a cancer patient. Critics blame UNOSβ monopoly
On Wednesday, the US government announced a plan to break up UNOSβ sole management of the system
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UNOS said it supports the plan and welcomes βa competitive and open bidding process"
"We believe we have the experience and expertise required to best serve the nationβs patients and to help implement [the] proposed initiatives,β it said in a statement
Click-to-Unsubscribe
A US agency proposed rules to force companies to simplify unsubscription processes
βNegative optionβ deals are when companies consider a customerβs lack of action as acceptance of an offer. Examples include free trials that require payments if the user doesnβt opt out, or yearly subscriptions that renew without user approval
On Thursday, the US FTC proposed that it be βat least as easy to cancel a subscription as it was to start it,β and that companies be required to notify customers annually before renewing a digital subscription
The proposals now enter a 60-day discussion period
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The changes would also force companies to let users opt out of sales pitches and last-ditch offers while they are unsubscribing
βBusinesses that continued to use subscription tricks and traps would be subject to stiff penalties,β the head of the FTC said
Kissing Machine
A Chinese startup released a long-distance kissing machine
The device β called βMua,β after the sound people make when blowing a kiss β is an electronic box with silicone lips. Users plug the devices into their phoneβs charging ports and pair them using an app. Using motion sensors, they simulate the pressure, motion, heat, and sound of a kiss
Beyond relationships, Mua has an app that lets users βkissβ strangers on a virtual βkissing squareβ
The inventor had the idea while in a long-distance relationship during lockdowns
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A single Mua device costs ~$38. The inventor said he received 20,000+ orders within 2 weeks of its release
βVery uncomfortable, it doesnβt feel like a real kiss,β one Chinese reviewer wrote. Others have said it allows them to be intimate in their long-distance relationships
Stanford Scandal
Stanford, the #2 US law school, placed its diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) dean on leave
In early March, a federal judge spoke at Stanford. The judge had opposed gay marriage and didnβt refer to a transgender plaintiff by her preferred pronouns
Students heckled him and said, βYou suckβ and βWe hate you.β He called them βidiots.β During the protest, the DEI dean took the stage and said of the students, βI look out and I donβt ask, βWhatβs going on here?β I look out and I say, βIβm glad this is going on here.β Police escorted the judge out
On Wednesday, Stanford put the dean on leave and said all students will undergo a half-day free speech training
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While on stage, the dean also said the judgeβs rulings were βabhorrentβ and that he βliterally denies the humanity of people,β then questioned whether it made sense for him to speak given βthe painβ¦and the division that this causesβ
The schoolβs dean said the protesters violated the school's freedom of speech policies, and that while they will not be disciplined, they must be taught to respect βfreedom of speech and the norms of the legal profession"
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ICYMI
Get well soon, AS: Renowned screenwriter Aaron Sorkin, who wrote The West Wing and The Social Network, revealed that he suffered a severe stroke in November
Not dead yet: Average MLB team value increased by 12% this past year to $2.3B, per Forbes. The Yankees remained in first with a franchise value of $7.1B
Y'all got whiteout? The South Carolina comptroller resigned after a staffer discovered a $3.5B accounting error he made a decade ago. He held the post for 20 years
WildcardΒ
Coach but no cigar: The NCAA suspended a Division II head football coach for a future playoff game after 2 of his players lit cigars in a locker room following last year's natty
Ron Weasley trigger warning: Australian scientists discovered a giant new species of trapdoor spiders. The females can live up to 20 years
Run, it's Dog-zilla! An Indian bystander captured a video of a monkey kidnapping a dog from the streets and taking him to a rooftop for no apparent reason
ππ»Β What do you think?
Today's Question:
See yesterday's resultsΒ below the Wrap!
π£Β 20 Questions

Every Friday, we ask the Roca readersΒ 20Β questions, then feature our favorite answers the following week.Β
Condiments go way back: The Ancient Romans loved their mustard, grinding the seeds into a paste to mix with wine and spread it on whatever they were eating. How do you think they would have liked sriracha?
Don't answer that, but please do answer these 20 Questions: Condiments edition. We ask you 20 condiments, you say if you'd take it or leave it. We hope you enjoy it!
Here's the link. Have an AMAZING WEEKEND!
If you have thoughts, let us know atΒ [email protected]!
Β π Roca Clubhouse
Yesterday's Poll:
Do you consider yourself a healthy eater?
Yes: 60%
No: 40%
Last Week's 20 Qs Responses:
Holding the door for the person behind you: Nice 53%, Necessary 47%
Don't double dip: Nice 22%, Necessary 78%
Sending a thank you note after receiving a gift: Nice 60%, Necessary 40%
Putting your phone away during meals: Nice 43%, Necessary 57%
Returning your shopping cart to the corral: Nice 24%, Necessary 76%
Waiting til everyone is served to eat: Nice 55%, Necessary 45%
Showing up to someone's house with a gift (wine, food, flowers, etc.) when they invite you over: Nice 76%, Necessary 24%
Asking the host before bringing a guest: Nice 2%, Necessary 98%
Letting people off the elevator before you get on: Nice 15%, Necessary 85%
Thanking a veteran for their service when you see them in public: Nice 82%, Necessary 18%
Wiping down the exercise machine after using it: Nice 19%, Necessary 81%
Greeting someone you don't know if they are accompanied by someone you do know: Nice 48%, Necessary 52%
Tipping 20% at sit down restaurants: Nice 50%, Necessary 50%
Tipping on takeout orders: Nice 85%, Necessary 15%
Giving up your seat for the elderly: Nice 22%, Necessary 78%
Not having your phone on speaker/playing music out loud in public: Nice 10%, Necessary 90%
Covering your mouth when you cough: Nice 1%, Necessary 99%
Arriving early to plans: Nice 77%, Necessary 23%
Leaving a space cleaner than you found it: Nice 59%, Necessary 41%
Switching your seat on the plane if someone wants to be seated with their child/spouse:Β Nice 70%, Necessary 30%
π§ Β Final Thoughts
That's all we've got for this week. Have awesome weekends, do the 20 Questions, and see you on Monday!
βMax and Max

