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Plus: Trump vents about Israel/Iran, Alligator Alcatraz prison, & bears raid UK pantry
Say it ainât Zo!
A month ago, it seemed Andrew Cuomo was a shoo-in for the Democratic nomination in NYC. He had a double-digit lead in the polls, and a 90% chance of winning according to the betting markets. But Zo and behold! A late surge from Zohran Mamdani resulted in a stunning upset last night. Now itâs likely to be a Mamdani vs. Adams showdown in the general. We expect both to be ready â well, assuming Adamsâ Turkish Airlines attendant informed him of the result.
đœ Zohran wins in stunning upset!
đ Florida reveals Alligator Alcatraz
đ» UK bears raid food pantry
âMax and Max
KEY STORY
Zohran Upsets Cuomo in Stunning Win!

Democratic Socialist Zohran Mamdani appears the likely winner of New York Cityâs Democratic mayoral primary
The election determines the Democratic nominee in the NovemberâŻ4, 2025 general election. Given the cityâs strong Democratic lean, the primary winner is expected to become the mayor
While there were 11 candidates, the two favorites were former New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, who resigned in 2021 amid sexual misconduct allegations, and 33-year-old Zohran Mamdani, a state assemblyman from Queens
Cuomo, who governed New York from 2011 to 2021, ran a center-left campaign centered on public safety, experience, and leadership
Mamdani, a Democratic Socialist backed by Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) and Senator Bernie Sanders (D-VT), ran a viral platform that called for taxing the cityâs millionaires to fund government grocery stores, free buses, and other progressive policies
Dig Deeper
While the results aren't yet finalized, they showed Mamdani with a commanding lead over Cuomo, who conceded the race, saying: âTonight was not our nightâŠTonight was Assemblyman Mamdaniâs night,â he said, adding that Mamdani âinspired [New Yorkers] and moved them and got them to come out and vote. He really ran a highly impactful campaignâ
Assuming Mamdani is confirmed as victor, he will face off against a Republican and incumbent Mayor Eric Adams, a former Democrat whose corruption scandal has led him to run as an independent
KEY STORY
Iran Ceasefire Situation
President Trump accused both Israel and Iran of violating the ceasefire, saying, â[They] donât know what the f*ck theyâre doingâ
After Iran launched missiles at the US AlâŻUdeid Air Base in Qatar, Trump announced a âcomplete and total cease-fireâ between Iran and Israel, calling the clash the â12-Day Warâ
Yet both sides reportedly carried out strikes after the cease-fire took effect, prompting Trump to scold Israel and warn Iran
Still, reports suggest the ceasefire is generally holding, though tensions remain high
Dig Deeper
In back-to-back Truth Social posts, Trump publicly warned both governments:
âISRAEL. DO NOT DROP THOSE BOMBS. IF YOU DO IT IS A MAJOR VIOLATION. BRING YOUR PILOTS HOME, NOW!â
In a separate post, he wrote, âIRAN WILL NEVER REBUILD THEIR NUCLEAR FACILITIES!â
Despite early violations, reports suggest the ceasefire is holding
âBoth Israel and Iran wanted to stop the War, equally! It was my great honor to Destroy All Nuclear facilities & capability, and then, STOP THE WAR!â Trump posted
QUOTE OF THE DAY
Sail the ocean even when others stay on the shore
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KEY STORY
NATO Summit Begins
The annual NATO summit began in The Hague, Netherlands
The conference will bring together the heads of the 32 NATO countries to discuss Iran, Ukraine, and more
Defense spending is expected to be the major issue: Trump has demanded that all NATO countries increase spending to 5% of GDP, a figure that Spain, Belgium, and other countries have rejected
Despite those tensions, NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte said Tuesday that member states had all agreed to boost their defense spending to meet the new minimums
Dig Deeper
Following that, NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte said Tuesday that member states had all agreed to boost their defense spending to meet the new minimums, with 3.5% of GDP going directly to defense and 1.5% going to security-related investments, such as cyber-security and infrastructure
âIt is simply unthinkable that Russia, whose economy is 25 times smaller than NATOâs, could surpass us in production and armament. We must spend more to prevent war. We must win this new production war,â he said, adding praise for Trump: âDonald, you have driven us to a really, really important moment for America and Europe, and the worldâ
KEY STORY
Alligator Alcatraz

Florida has begun building a detention center in the Everglades â dubbed the âAlligator Alcatrazâ â to hold migrants
The site is being built on an old public airport in the Everglades, a tropical wetland west of Miami, in order to hold ~1,000 migrants
Republican officials have said the site will help the Trump Administration's push for mass deportations, while critics say it could endanger the environment
Floridaâs attorney general said he expects the location to serve as a natural deterrent for would-be escapees: âPeople get out, thereâs not much waiting for them other than alligators and pythons. Nowhere to go, nowhere to hideâ
Dig Deeper
The detention center will reportedly be built in 30-60 days, hold about 1,000 people, and cost roughly $450M per year to run
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem said the facility would be mostly funded by a Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) program that provides accommodation for undocumented migrants
RUNDOWN
Some Quick Stories for the Office
đ” The US House of Representatives banned WhatsApp on government-issued devices, citing privacy and security concerns
đ”đč Portugalâs new center-right government announced tougher citizenship rules, making it harder for foreigners to become Portuguese nationals
đ„ US egg production fell 6% in May compared to the same month last year, according to the USDA
đ° Robert âBobâ Morse, the architect behind the US News & World Report college rankings, has retired after 49 years at the magazine
đ©ș Health Secretary RFK Jr. announced that a group of major private health insurers have committed to standardizing the prior authorization process
What does Roca Nation think?
đșđž Yesterdayâs Question: Feel free to vent here about the heat today. If no complaints, keep scrolling!
I am very pregnant with my 4th child in this SC heat. I have decided not to leave my house again until autumn. Thankfully I married an HVAC man who keeps my house super cool!! Haha!
*laughs in Arizona
Not bothered by the heat personally, but I am bothered by the complaining and whining from those experiencing the heat wave. When Texans were freezing to death in their homes during the polar vortex, all it was was jokes from the Northern states. Now that it's a little warm up there, we're supposed to feel bad for them? Put on some shorts and deal with it. Get under a ceiling fan, maybe lay on a tile floor, and reap what you sowed. Oh, and drink water.
đ„” Todayâs Question: Why do you think Zohran Mamdani beat Andrew Cuomo to win the NYC Democratic primary?
POPCORN
Some Quick Stories for Happy Hour
đ Kelp Me, Bro: Orcas in the North Pacific have been spotted giving each other âkelp massagesâ by rubbing seaweed across each otherâs backs
đ Melon Drama: A Spanish teen has broken a world record by growing a cantaloupe melon that weighs more than a washing machine
đŒ Tower of Defiance: A homeowner in Chinaâs Guizhou province ignored demolition orders to build a 10-story pyramid atop his ancestral home
đ» Honey, Iâm Home: Two bears escaped their enclosure at a UK wildlife park and raided a staff food store, putting down a weekâs supply of honey
đŠ Sweet Reward: Residents in Tampa, Florida rallied to buy an ice cream truck for a beloved local vendor who walked miles each day in the summer heat to sell frozen treats
ROCA WRAP
Health in Doubt

Central African Republic
This landlocked African nation's government has denied that its president is undergoing emergency medical care.
The Central African Republic is a landlocked nation in central Africa. Despite abundant natural resources including diamonds, gold, and uranium, it remains one of the world's least developed countries, plagued by political instability and ongoing conflict.
President Faustin-Archange TouadĂ©ra has led the country since 2016, though his tenure has been marked by constitutional controversies and civil unrest. The countryâs latest bout of turmoil involves reports that President TouadĂ©ra was whisked to Belgium on a private jet this Saturday to undergo emergency medical treatment.
While the specialist publication Africa Intelligence reported that the president traveled to Brussels Saturday aboard a private medical aircraft and remains hospitalized, government officials insist Touadéra merely utilized a planned European visit to undergo routine health screenings.
The countryâs opposition has demanded clarity regarding the president's condition, arguing that the leader's health represents a matter of national significance requiring public disclosure. The president's absence forced him to miss Monday's US-Africa business summit in Angola, raising questions about his availability for other scheduled commitments.
The conflicting accounts have created uncertainty about TouadĂ©ra's actual medical status and his ability to fulfill official duties. The health concerns emerge months before presidential elections, with hundreds of demonstrators flooding the capitalâs streets in April to protest TouadĂ©ra's plans to run for an unconstitutional third presidential term.
In a nation as murky as CAR, presidential health may be a state secret.
EDITORâS NOTE
Final Thoughts
How about that feel good story out of Tampa, FL? Why donât we get more âFlorida Manâ stories like that? Itâs never âFlorida Man buys vendor an ice cream truck.â Instead itâs âintoxicated Florida man hijacks ice cream truck and rams it into ex-wifeâs trailer as Twinkle Twinkle Little Star plays in background.â (Max T is from Tallahassee, FL, so this may be a touch personal â his Uncle Gary has also hijacked several ice cream trucks).
Hope you have a great day. Frost arrived safely in Cincinnati early yesterday morning, and is grateful for all of your recs on Ohio, Indiana, and Kentucky!
âMax and Max